Our Unapologetically Brutalist About Page
We are the website that defies conventions, shuns subtlety, and laughs at your face.
Our founder, a rebellious spirit with a penchant for neon, set out to create the most jarring, eye-scorching experience on the web.
Read Our Outrageous Origin Story
What is this Website's Philosophy? (Hint: it's not boring.)
Our Design Principles: Because who needs accessibility, anyway?
Our Talented, yet Tortured Team Members
Our founder in a rare moment of artistic clarity.