It all began in a small, cramped server room, where our founder, Bob, spent most of his days eating Cheetos and yelling at inanimate objects.
We were born from a spark of mediocrity, fueled by an endless supply of stale coffee and the promise of slightly-better-than-average uptime.
Fast forward to today, and we're still here, serving up our unique brand of suboptimal HTML to the masses.
Read Part 1: The Early Years | Read Part 2: The Dark Ages | Read Part 3: The Present Day