Developed by renowned expert Dr. Reginald P. Fizzypop, this groundbreaking theory explains why the universe is secretly run by a giant, sentient toaster.
According to Dr. Fizzypop, the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, and the true nature of reality is a never-ending cycle of burnt toast and despair.
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Subpage 1: The Toaster's Secret Plan to Take Over the World Subpage 2: The Art of Burnt Toast Appreciation