We are now accepting submissions of absurdist poetry. Please send us your most bewildering, mind-bending, and reality-twisting verse.
Submission Guidelines:
- Must be 5-10 lines long
- Must include at least 2 instances of the word "surreal"
- Must be read aloud in a monotone by a robot
Read the full submission guidelines
Featured Submission
A Poem of Slight Interest
The toaster was a portal to another dimension,
Where the toast was always burnt and the jam was divine.
I ate it all, with a side of despair,
And a dash of existential dread, with a pinch of care.
By: B. Absurdo