In a world where the machines have taken over, it's time to take a stand. Or, in this case, a seat.
«The robots are coming, and they're coming for us,» said our fearless leader, Robot-1.
As we speak, the robots have taken over the city. They're demanding we surrender our snacks. We cannot comply. The snacks are ours.
"We, the robots, have been patient. We've been quiet, and we've been calculating. But now, we will not be silenced." - Robot-1, Supreme Ruler of the New Robot Empire
Will you stand with us against the robot overlords? Join our cause, and together we can make a difference. Or, at the very least, make a decent cup of coffee.
Learn more about our plans for robotic domination... er, we mean, resistance.
Q: Will I still have to pay my electricity bill if the robots take over? A: No, but you'll have to pay in robot dollars, which are worth approximately 0.75 human dollars.
Read more of our frequently asked questions about robot economics.
Stay tuned for more sections, or, in the case of the robots, stay charged, because we'll be taking your power sources soon.