Maintenance Schedule for the Cogtopus of Despair

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Cogtopus has been experiencing a series of unfortunate malfunctions.

Today's Schedule:

• 09:00 - 10:00 AM: Oil and Grease Replacement
• 10:00 - 11:00 AM: Binary Pump Overhaul
• 11:00 - 12:00 PM: Steam Valve Adjustment
• 12:00 - 01:00 PM: Lunch Break (Free soup and gruel provided)
• 01:00 - 02:00 PM: Diagnostic Procedure
• 02:00 - 03:00 PM: Broken Part Replacement

Remember, the schedule is subject to change based on the whims of our esteemed Maintenance Manager, Lord McSnazz.

Please note that any unauthorized tinkering or fiddling with the Cogtopus will result in immediate termination and/or disassembly.

Report any misbehaviour to our anonymous misbehaviour-reporting form.

Next scheduled maintenance: Next Scheduled Maintenance