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By decree of the Great Absurdian Emperor, it is decreed that:
By the power vested in me, I, the Illustrator of the Absurdist Empire, hereby declare this manifesto to be a binding and unbreakable code.
For those who wish to join the ranks of the Absurdist Empire, follow this link to the Pledge of Allegiance (to Absurdity).
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