Article 1: The Purpose of Absurdism
We, the Absurdist Vanguard, declare that the meaning of life is not to be found in the mundane, the banal, or the boring. No, our purpose is to create a world where the absurd and the illogical reign supreme. Where the rational is ridiculed, and the ridiculous is celebrated.
Article 2: The Absurdist Creed
We hold that reality is a joke, and that the only way to truly be free is to embrace the absurdity of existence.
Article 3: The Absurdist Code of Conduct
We, the Absurdist Vanguard, swear to live life on our own terms, even if those terms are utterly incomprehensible to the common man.