Welcome to Absurdist Music, Where the Notes Are as Confused as the Artists

Absurdist Music is a genre where the notes are in a constant state of existential crisis. They're like, "What am I even doing here? Is this even music?"

But hey, it's a great excuse to play with your instrument for 5 minutes a day, and pretend it's profound.

Some popular Absurdist Music artists include:

• Uncle Fritz, who's trying to play the trombone while simultaneously questioning the meaning of life
• Quantum Flux, who's got his guitar playing in perfect harmony with the uncertainty principle
• Paradox Squad, who are trying to break free from the shackles of traditional music theory