Chaos Soup: A Theory

According to our completely-not-made-up theory, Chaos Soup is the perfect blend of randomness and anarchy.

It's a culinary delight, a flavorful concoction of disparate elements:

• Equal parts madness and despair
• A dash of existential dread
• A pinch of societal collapse
• And a whole lot of 'what's-the-point-of-it-all-anyway?'

Stir well, serve hot, and enjoy the taste of your own insignificance!

For more on the intricacies of Chaos Soup, visit:

Recipe for Disaster

A Philosophical Treatise on the Nature of Nothingness