The Absurdist Theory: A Guide to the Ridiculous

Appendix: The Art of Doing Nothing

Chapter 7: The Ancient Discipline of Procrastination

The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide to the Perfectly Acceptable Excuses

Chapter 7.1: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Energy Conservation Mode."

Read more about Energy Conservation Mode.

Or maybe Chapter 7.2: "I'm just reorganizing my sock drawer."