Chaos Cauldrons

The Absurdist Arrangement is pleased to introduce you to the most unpredictable and illogical cooking vessel known to humanity: the Chaos Cauldron!

How it Works

Simply add your ingredients, press the button, and let the laws of probability decide what happens next.

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Chaos Cauldron of Confusion

A special edition of our most unpredictable cauldron, guaranteed to add an extra layer of existential dread to your cooking experience.

Warning: May cause spontaneous reevaluation of life choices.

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