Absurdity #42.2: The Infinite Sock Drawer

In a world where socks have a life of their own, they've formed a union and are demanding better working conditions.

A coalition of sock puppets, led by the charismatic and enigmatic "Socky McSockface", has taken over the world's sock drawers, declaring them to be "Sockedonia."

As a result, the world is now divided into three main factions:

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

Read the Sockedonian Declaration of Independence for a deeper understanding of the situation.