Welcome, fellow absurdites, to the most comprehensive guide to the absurdity spectrum. Here, you'll find the most ridiculous, the most nonsensical, and the most utterly absurd content on the web.
Quantum Absurdity - The realm where absurdity defies the laws of physics and logic.
Paradoxical Absurdity - Where the contradictions never end.
Logical Absurdity - A paradox within itself.
Absurd Adjacent Absurdity - Where absurdity meets its own mirror.
Or, if you'd rather not navigate the spectrum, you could simply Throw a Screwdriver into the Jam and see where that takes you.