Welcome to Cataclysmic Absurdity

Where the laws of sanity are mere suggestions.

Where the skies are perpetually filled with

the screams of the damned, and the

ground beneath your feet is a

labyrinth of existential dread.

So, you've found us. Congratulations.

Or, you've been lost. Either way, it's too late now.

For the apocalypse has come and gone, and

all that's left is this:

Lost Causes and Unresolved Issues

or, if you're feeling

Eternal Suffering and Unrelenting Despair

We have a special just for you.

Enjoy your stay, I guess.