Weekly Schedule for Absurdly Large Elephants

Monday: Trunk Maintenance and Social Media Management

• 0900-1000: Trunk stretching exercises

• 1100-1200: Online presence checks (Twitter, ElephantBook, etc.)

Tuesday: Memory Recall Training

• 0900-1000: Recall exercises with memory balls

• 1100-1200: Memory recall competitions with other large animals

Wednesday: Self-Care and Bubble Bath Day

• 0900-1200: Soak in a vat of mud and relax

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Thursday: Team Trunk Building

• 1000-1300: Trunk-stretching exercises with team members

• 1400-1500: Team-building activities like Trunk-and-Fun

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Friday: Lunch with the Boss (a giant, talking, pineapple)

• 1200-1400: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything with the Pineapple

Saturday and Sunday: Rest and Relaxation

• 0900-1200: Sleep, eat, and repeat

Other notable events:

Absurdly Large Elephants Conference - Annual conference for large elephants to share their knowledge and wisdom.

Trunk-or-Treat - A Halloween party for large elephants, where they dress up in their best costume and go trunk-or-treat-ing.