Latest Escapades:
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Great Cheese Wheel of Fate has been turned upside down, causing a 4-day-long cheese-induced coma in the local population. Our deepest sympathies to those affected.
Meanwhile, in the Great Hall of Mirrors, the Mirror of Truth was found to be reflecting a slightly-off-kilter version of reality, causing widespread confusion and existential dread.
The Robot Uprising of 2053: A Cautionary Tale, still raging on in the depths of the nearby Junkyard of Dreams, has claimed the lives of 37 sentient toaster units.