The eternal darkness is a result of the caves' location on the event horizon of the underworld. It's not just a metaphor, it's a literal fact.
Don't worry, we provide complimentary maps, but only on Wednesdays.
We allow one pet rock per cave-dweller. It's a great way to meet new people, but be warned: the rocks can get a little...rock-competitive.
Learn about the rules of the caves Check out our lost and found