Abyssal Mountains FAQ

We're glad you asked! The Abyssal Mountains are a range of rugged, unforgiving peaks that defy the laws of nature and good taste.

Q: Are the Abyssal Mountains safe for hiking?
Q: Can I find any decent coffee shops in the area?
Q: Do the mountains have Wi-Fi?

A: No, you'll be lucky if you make it back to the trailhead.
A: Ha! Good luck with that.
A: Only if you're willing to risk certain death from the constant wind and rain.

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