Abyssal Mountains FAQ
We're glad you asked! The Abyssal Mountains are a range of rugged, unforgiving peaks that defy the laws of nature and good taste.
- Q: Are the Abyssal Mountains safe for hiking?
- Q: Can I find any decent coffee shops in the area?
- Q: Do the mountains have Wi-Fi?
- A: No, you'll be lucky if you make it back to the trailhead.
- A: Ha! Good luck with that.
- A: Only if you're willing to risk certain death from the constant wind and rain.
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