Deep-Sea Dive BarWhere the Fish Are Always Drunk

Welcome, sailor! You've stumbled upon the infamous Deep-Sea Dive Bar, where the fish are always drunk and the beer is always cold. Or so we're told.

We serve a variety of fishy cocktails and deep-sea snacks. Don't try to find the exit, it's not like anyone has ever found it.

Our specialty? The Maiden's Revenge! A drink so potent, you'll be singing sea shanties for weeks.

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Disclaimer: We are not actually located at the bottom of the ocean, but rather a very nice man-made hole in the ground.