abyssal_demon_summons/contract

You've summoned the mighty Abyssal Demon, a creature of great power and questionable taste in interior decorating.

Terms of the contract:

You agree to provide the Abyssal Demon with a steady supply of nachos.
You agree to let the Abyssal Demon watch an endless loop of cat videos.
You agree to never question the Abyssal Demon's life choices.

Appendix: Important Details You Should Know Revision: Because You Wanted to Change the Terms Termination: When Things Get Real