No, but we wish it were.
However, we do have a replica. It's made of solid steel, and it glows with an otherworldly energy.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous levitation, and spontaneous questioning of one's life choices.
To hold the fabric of reality together with an iron fist, of course.
Or, you know, it's just a fancy walking stick.
But let's be real, it's the former.
Visit our Abyssal Scepter Philosophy page for more on the deep, dark meaning behind it all.
We're working on it. But for now, it's just a prototype.
However, we do offer a Subscription Service where you can rent one for a monthly fee.
Side effects may include: sudden loss of personal autonomy, and a strong desire to yell at the sky.
Still have questions? Visit our Contact Us page to send us a message, or just shout at us on the internet.