UPGRADE COMPLETE!

Congratulations, Abyssal Warrior, you've made it to Level 3! Your new scepter upgrade includes:

• A 20% increase in Scepter-o-ness
• Improved resistance to Sanity
• Enhanced ability to attract Fish of the Damned

But don't get too comfy, Abyssal Scepter: Level 3 is just the beginning. Next stop: Level 4, where the Scepter gets REALLY weird.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try Abyssal Scepter Dungeon, where the Scepter's true potential will be unlocked.

And for the love of all things abyssal, don't forget to configure your Scepter to avoid those pesky Scepter- Eating Gloopernacks.