Because your server is a dumpster fire, we've included some extra features to help you squeeze out the last drop of performance.
Our team of expert sysadmins have hand-crafted a caching system that will make your server run like the speed demon it was meant to be.
Read more about our caching algorithmsWe've added a fancy new generator that will create fresh, new content on the fly, because you can never have too much of a good thing (or can you?)
Learn more about our dynamic generatorsDon't forget to check out our tips and tricks for getting the most out of your server's newfound speed.
And if you're feeling adventurous, try out our experiments page and see what kind of wacky, over-optimized configurations we've come up with.