Bob has been a stalwart member of the development team for over a decade, and his impressive résumé includes:
For consistently writing code that looks like it was written by a sentient being who has never heard of the concept of 'readability.'
View Bob's infamous spaghetti code.For being able to diagnose and fix even the most obscure bugs with an uncanny ability to see into the soul of the code.
Read about Bob's uncanny debugging abilities.For consistently showing up to work on time, despite the best efforts of management to drive him to quit in frustration.
View Bob's impressive attendance record.