Meet Zed, the software engineer responsible for the most ambitious project in the history of Loop of Doom development. Zed's idea was to create an infinite loop of doom that would never end, but instead of actually accomplishing this, he just got stuck in an infinite loop of himself.
Zed's coworkers are still trying to figure out how to get him out of it, but in the meantime, he's been enjoying the free coffee and donuts in the break room.