It seems that someone, probably the infamous Pants Gnome, has misplaced their pants. We have received reports of a lone, plaid, striped, or possibly polka-dotted pair of pants last seen in the vicinity of the 3.5th dimension.
We are currently investigating this incident and are asking anyone with information to come forward.
If you have any details or have seen someone wearing a suspiciously misplaced pair of pants, please contact us at LEADS or ALTERNATE LEAD.
Remember, in the depths of the multiverse, anything can happen.
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