Current Status: Moderately Found
We've got your stuff, but it's been a while. Don't worry, we're not entirely sure where it is or what it's doing. That's what the Abyssal Scepter is all about: finding things that are lost, but not really found.
Our team of expert Scepter Retrievers have been searching high and low, but we still can't find your favorite socks. Sorry, buddy. Maybe check the depths for yourself? We hear the fish are nice this time of year.
Recent Finds:
- One slightly-damp-but-still-functional toaster (More info)
- A nearly-full bottle of 'Mystic's Madness' cologne (Scent of the Abyss)
Still looking for:
- Your socks (The Sock Saga Continues)
- Your keys (The Key to the Abyss)