Welcome to the Abyssal Scepter Subsystem, where functionality meets existential dread. We're a team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated professionals dedicated to making your experience as miserable as possible.
Our subsystems are designed to be as obtuse as possible, because who needs clarity, anyway?
Abyssal Scepter Manual for more information on how to use our subsystems, if you dare.
Disclaimer: Our subsystems are not responsible for any existential crises or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.