Abyssal Physics: The Study of What Happens When You Turn Off the Laws of Motion

Because who needs gravity, friction, or thermodynamics, anyway?

Welcome to the field of study that asks the most fundamental questions:

• What happens when a rock just sorta... floats away?
• Can we make a toaster hover in mid-air?
• Is it possible to turn a toaster into a hovercraft?

Explore the depths of Abyssal Physics with our research papers:

• Abyssal Nullification: When Gravity Just... Stops.
• Abyssal Stuttering: Because Time is Relative, Apparently.