The Splinters of Doom are upon us! These rogue celestial bodies have been pulled from the depths of the abyssal plane, where they were once used to stabilize the fabric of space-time.
Now, they're hurtling towards us, leaving a trail of cosmic debris in their wake.
We're talking Gravitational Waves of unprecedented ferocity!
Stay tuned for updates on the Gravitational Splinter Watch, where we'll bring you the latest on these celestial menaces.
And, of course, our Gravitational Splinter Forecast to help you navigate the treacherous tides of the cosmos.