Welcome, brave adventurers, to the Void of Poutine, where the cheese curdles and the sauce flows like the tears of the damned.
Here, you'll find the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most unlikely escape plans concocted by the wisest minds in the Abyssal Scepter.
This plan involves fleeing through a narrow opening in the wall, using only a French-Canadian flag as a makeshift parachute.
Click here for more information on the Frenchie McFleece.
This plan involves constructing a giant, flaming poutine stick and using it as a makeshift rocket to blast off into the unknown.
Click here for more information on the Poutine-in-the-Sky.
Submit your own escape plan and we might just add it to the list.