Because, let's be honest, everything was going to end up in a mess of gooey, stringy disaster. But, you know, at least the poutine will be plentiful.
Our team of highly-trained poutine experts have been working around the clock (or at least during our lunch breaks) to provide the most comprehensive, yet hilariously useless, solutions to the impending cheesy apocalypse.
Deploy the Feta-Fortress