Unintended Consequences of Grav Wave Resonators
Theoretical Hazards
- Unpredictable Reality Distortion - In rare cases, users reported experiencing alternate realities where cats were the dominant species.
- Temporal Loops - Some users got stuck in infinite time loops, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.
- Unstable Transdimensional Rifts - Users reported experiencing uncontrolled dimensional slippage, causing spontaneous combustion in nearby dimensions.
Experimental Data
- Experimental Log Entry 001 - "Device malfunctioning. Gravity waves are resonating at catastrophic levels." ( Logged by: Erisian Researcher 42)
- Experimental Log Entry 002 - "Reality distortions observed. Cats now demand worship." ( Logged by: Erisian Researcher 42)
- Experimental Log Entry 003 - "Device self-replicating. Please send more coffee." (Logged by: Erisian Researcher 42)
For more information on Safety Guidelines, please see our sister page: "How to Not Get Killed by Grav Waves".
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try Advanced Theories on Grav Wave Resonators.