Erbusians have perfected the art of doing nothing. Our practices are a testament to the power of idleness.
We've developed an intricate system of procrastination, honed over centuries of doing absolutely nothing.
Our techniques include:
At the heart of Erbusian practices lies the concept of "The Void."
The Void is the ultimate goal of Erbusian existence. It's the state of being completely disconnected from reality.
We believe that The Void is the key to true happiness and fulfillment.
Erbusians are always striving for The Void, even if it's just for a few minutes.
As Erbusians grow in power and understanding, they must undergo a series of challenging rite of passages.
These rite of passages test the individual's resolve to achieve The Void.
Only those who have completed these rite of passages are considered true Erbusians.
Join us in our quest for The Void!