Time Machine Repair Guide: Because Your Ancestors' Future is on the Line

Warning: Do not attempt to use this guide unless you're prepared to face the consequences of time travel.

Step 1: Locate the Problem Area

First, identify the specific time travel malfunction causing your woes. Is it the stuck clockwork, the malfunctioning chronometer, or perhaps the existential dread that comes with altering the fabric of reality?

• Broken Clockwork
• Chrono-Dissonance
• Existential Dread

Step 2: Gather Tools and Supplies

Amass a collection of the following:

• Time-space lubricant (comes in 5ml vials)
• Chrono-wrench (for those tight clockwork screws)
• Tachy-metric tape measure (for precision time-space measurements)
• Existential crisis counselor (for those pesky emotional baggage issues)

Step 3: Apply Fixes

With your tools in hand, apply the following repairs:

• For Broken Clockwork: Apply time-space lubricant, then use chrono-wrench to tighten loose screws.
• For Chrono-Dissonance: Perform a tachy-metric tune-up, then consult with an expert in temporal harmony.
• For Existential Dread: Engage the existential crisis counselor, or simply accept the futility of existenceประก

  And that's it! With your time machine up and running, remember to always wear protective gear when traversing the timelines. Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.