By: Captain W. T. Puddingbottom
Welcome, wretched sailor, to the fabled shores of Treasure Map
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Mermaid Sighting
And for the faint of heart: Sunken Shipwreck
It started with a dropped sandwich. A careless sailor, a misplaced lunch, and a sea of regret. The rest is history.
Or, if you're feeling particularly optimistic: Sea Monsters
Or, for the love of all things nautical: Anchored Down
The sea is full of 'em. Don't believe me? Check out our Monster Morsels for a taste of the horrors below.