Management's favorite hangout spot, where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned.
Located in the depths of the abyss, our coffee shop is a marvel of modern engineering, with an atmosphere as bleak as the souls of our employees.
**Main Menu:** Balthazar's Bitter Brews Secret Menu (for those who dare)
**Employee Spotlight:** Meet Bruno, the Coffee Connoisseur Meet Igor, the Bean Counter
**Abyssal Accords:** Join the Abyssal Union, because who doesn't want to unionize? Become a Coffee Fighter, because someone has to defend the coffee shop