What If Wednesday: The Scepter of Despair

Welcome, overworked and underpaid minion.

Are you tired of the constant demands from your overlords? Do the endless meetings, the pointless reports, and the crushing sense of existential dread got you down?

Well, have we got just the thing for you: The Scepter of Despair!

What does it do?

• Makes your overlords hate themselves.
• Gives you an endless loop of meetings.
• Makes your overlords question their life choices.

But wait, there's more! Order now and receive a complimentary copy of "The Art of Doing Nothing" and "The Joy of Procrastination"!