Deep Dive

Welcome, brave soul, to the prophets of the Abyssal Scepter.

Here, we shall descend into the darkest, most foreboding depths of the ocean, where the very fabric of sanity is twisted and distorted.

Or, you know, just a really pretty website about some dudes with spears and a really deep voice.

Our prophets are the greatest, most feared, and most bespectacled of all time:

Prophet McSkeperton: The greatest of all time, with a beard that's longer than his patience.
Prophet Bubbles O'Malley: The most fashionable of all time, with a flair for the dramatic and a love for fine silk.
Prophet Bubblegum McSparklepants: The most unpredictable of all time, with a penchant for getting lost in his own imagination.

Click here to learn more about our prophets, or here to learn more about our skeptics.