ARTICLE I: THE SCEPTRE'S CREED
In a world where factoids reign supreme, the Sceptre of Truthiness shall be the ultimate arbiter of reality. Its wielder shall hold sway over all things true and just.
ARTICLE II: THE SCEPTRE'S POWERS
The Sceptre of Truthiness shall possess the power to pierce the veil of deceit, to cut through the thicket of lies, and to shine bright like a beacon in the darkness of misinformation.
ARTICLE III: THE SCEPTRE'S RESPONSIBILITIES
The Sceptre of Truthiness shall not be used for personal gain, nor to further one's own interests. Its power shall be wielded only for the greater good of all sentient beings.