Abyssal Treasures: Time Thieves Guild

Welcome, fellow time thieves!

Here, you'll find a gathering of scoundrels, ne'er-dos, and other temporal ne'er-do-wells. Our guild has been pilfering moments since the great clockwork revolution of 3056. Our guildmaster, the enigmatic Zorvath, has been known to steal time itself, leaving his victims stuck in the never-ending loop of "just five more minutes."

Meet the members of our esteemed guild, each with their own brand of temporal shenanigans.

Rules

• Thou shalt not pilfer time from thyself.
• Thou shalt not pilfer time from thy neighbor (unless thy neighbor is a temporal anomaly).
• Thou shalt always wear a watch with a built-in grappling hook.

Benefits

• A chance to join the ranks of the most notorious time thieves in the multiverse.
• A 10% discount on all temporal anomaly insurance policies.
• A free ticket to the annual Time Thief's Ball.

Take on a quest and earn your stripes as a true time thief!

Participate in a mission and test your mettle against the clock!