Bottomless Pit Punch Recipe

For the Adventurer with a Taste for Adventure

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Bottomless Pit Juice
• 1/2 cup of Mystery Dust
• 1/4 cup of Forgotten Lore
• 1 dash of Cursed Fate
• 1 pinch of Unrelenting Despair

Instructions:

• Mix all ingredients in a pit of darkness.
• Stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
• Drink slowly, while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Side effects may include:

• Increased existential dread.
• Temporary loss of sanity.
• Perpetual thirst for more.