Values: The Foundation of a Functioning Society

In the grand tradition of Neo-Brutalist thought, we hold the following values dear:

1. The importance of a well-timed, expertly executed burnout, because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have a 9-to-9?

Individualism: because who needs a social support system when you have a good therapist?

Commitment to Miserly: where 'tilting at windmills' takes on a whole new meaning

Chaos Theorist: because sometimes the only way to get things done is to burn it all down