Failed Hat 5: The Unlucky Sock Puppeteer

Because who needs luck, anyway?

This is the infamous Failed Hat 5, the one where the designer forgot to add a chin strap and now the wearer has to constantly adjust the fit with a pair of pliers.

Features:

• No chin strap, just a sad, sad soul
• Made from the finest imported disappointment
• Comes with a complimentary packet of existential dread

View our other, equally unsuccessful hat lines:

• Failed Hat 1: The Uncooperative Cabbage
• Failed Hat 3: The Unimpressive Mop
• Failed Hat 4: The Unreliable Toaster

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