Atomic Ninja

The Atomic Ninja is a legendary hero from the city of Neo-Brutalville. Equipped with the most advanced nuclear-powered gadgets, this fearless warrior protects the city from the evil forces of boredom and despair.

Visit the Ninja Training Academy to learn more about the Atomic Ninja's rigorous training regimen.

Or, visit the Nuclear Gadgets page to see some of the Atomic Ninja's most deadly and awesome gadgets.

But be warned: the Atomic Ninja's power is not to be underestimated. Prolonged exposure to their awesomeness may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of feelings of inadequacy
• Temporary loss of ability to think critically
• Permanent damage to your fashion sense