Welcome, fellow ninja! You've stumbled upon the most rad, most epic, most totally-not-boring accessories shop in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Our wares include:
- Atomic Ninja Helmets - For when you want to deflect radiation and look cool while doing it.
- Atomic Katanas - For when you want to cut through the noise with your trusty sword.
- Atomic Ninja Gloves - For when you want to grip your ninja tools with style and radiation-proofing.
- Atomic Ninja Scarf - For when you want to tie up your ninja head with a fashionable dose of radiation.
- Atomic Ninja Goggles - For when you want to see the invisible, hear the unseen, and smell the unspeakable.
- Atomic Ninja Jacket - For when you want to wear your radiation as a badge of honor.
Shop 'til you drop, ninja!
Or, you know, just leave and go find some radiation to absorb or whatever.