We're not sure, but they're definitely not just for seeing in the dark. They're for making a statement.
Or, you know, for actually seeing in the dark. If that's what you're into.
Just put them on, and suddenly everything is illuminated. In a bad way.
Think of them as a mood ring for your face.
Safe? Ha! You're asking the wrong guy. Ask our lawyers.
Safety not guaranteed? Read more.(Disclaimer: Not actually safe. Probably fine. Probably.)
You bet your bright yellow facepaint you can.
See some examples of people who have made this fashion choice.They're like neon-colored sunglasses, but without the coolness.
Ha! Like you could ever get rid of us. We're stuck with you.
Our return policy: it's a trap.(Just kidding. We have a very reasonable return policy. Probably.)
No, but you should be. If you're not, why are you even here?
Learn more about the exclusive club.Membership has its privileges. Like being able to see in the dark.
Or not see, depending on how you look at it.
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