Strap Theory 9000 is the definitive treatise on the human experience of grasping, holding, and being held. A comprehensive guide for those seeking to transcend the mundane and achieve a higher level of being.
Our research has led us to the conclusion that the human experience can be distilled into three core principles:
Explore these and other profound concepts within our extensive library of strap-based thought experiments.
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