Because adulting is hard, let's be real.
Wherein lies the secret to making yourself do the things you don't want to do.
Step 1: Set unrealistic goals for yourself. Like, really unrealistic.
Step 2: Create elaborate systems of accountability, because you're clearly not trustworthy.
Step 3: Visualize the worst-case scenario, and let it guide your actions.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3, ad infinitum, until you're just pretending to do the thing.